55 Thoughts Of A Reluctant Runner

1. Tomorrow I’m going to exercise. I’m going to set my alarm, get up early, go for a run and then feel AMAZING all day.
2. Nothing will deter me from this plan, nothing.
3. OH MY GOD IT’S 8AM, WHY DID I SET MY ALARM SO EARLY? *Snooze*

4. Oh shit, it’s 11.

5. Okay, well that’s cool. We can work with that.

6. But eughhhhh I don’t want to get out of bed and I DEFINITELY don’t want to run.

7. Googling fitness motivation.

8. All these girls are INCREDIBLE. I hate life.

9. Okay that’s not working, just get up.

10. I need to pee.

11. GET UP.

12. Nahhh.

13. But food!

14. Oh my god if I get up, I can eat. That is exciting.

15. Okay, okay I’m up.

16. Look at all this sexy gym gear that I bought three years ago and haven’t used. I’m going to look so sexy.

17. Doesn’t fit. Standard.

18. That’s cool, I wanted to wear my trackies and PJ top anyway. It’s more natural.

19. Snapchat to show everyone how fit and healthy I am?

20. Yes.

21. Stretches?

22. Mmm.. will I really be working that hard though?

23. Leave it.

24. Okay, music.

25. Made myself a really motivational upbeat playlist. I’m so prepared.

26. There’s two hours of songs on here, that should take me about two runs to listen to them all.

27. RIGHT LETS GO.

28. Well this is easy. Not really sure what all the fuss was about.

29. And Usher, ‘Yeah!’ – this is MY JAM.

30. “She’s a certified 20” – that’s going to be me after this run.

31. This song is taking awhile, maybe I put it on repeat?

32. I must have run at least a mile.

33. Checked Runkeeper, says 0.32 miles, close enough.

34. FIRST SONG’S FINISHED. Thank f*ck for that.

35. Okay this is hard. I don’t like it.

36. WAAAA.

37. Beth, you can do this.

38. Maybe I don’t really want to be fit and toned anyway, isn’t it better to be happy?

39. No Beth, you can do this.

40. WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS?

41. Everything hurts.

42. What if I pass out?

43. Might round it up soon, I’ve worked hard enough for one day.

44. At least run the whole way home.

45. Or until the next tree.

46. PHEW that was hard work.

47. Walking is hard.

48. Should I call a taxi? Lol of course that was a joke… kind of.

49. HOME.

50. So. Tired. Can’t. Even.

51. My muscles kind of ache. Should of stretched.

52. FOOD.

53. I went for a run today so I can eat EVERYTHING.

54. Shame I only ran a mile. But that cancels out at least four cherry bakewells, right?

55. Okay, tomorrow is THE DAY.